I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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