How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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