That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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