There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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