shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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