I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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