Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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