Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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