...so i touched it.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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