Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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