What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
