He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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