You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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