I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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