I feel like abortions should bother me more
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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