Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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