ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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