At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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