I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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