how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Randomize
