I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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