I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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