No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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