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Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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