Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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