I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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