Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
