his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Alive.
So much puke
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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