She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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