I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I need a beard to bite.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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