You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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