He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Be still, my beating vagina.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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