New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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