so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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