Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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