I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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