yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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