Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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