3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
my poor anus
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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