I just made out with a guy for $7.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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