I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He passed out mid-signature
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize