Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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