I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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