i just had sex bonerless
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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