i think i have herpe
just one?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Randomize