Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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