I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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