I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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