proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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