just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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