Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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