just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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