i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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